Heard the One About the Starving Dog?
Class Fighter1982 1982-10-01Read it in the scan (PDF), scan page 6 →
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Please send us some money, you owe it us, and we need it more than you do. Please, please send us some money, please, please, please send us some, you don't know what it would mean to us if you could just get it together to send us some money. We're in a dreadfui state, the windows are all iced up, the mice have left home because of the cold, the cat's gone because we threatened to eat it and it board, for Christ's sake send us some money. There's talk around ere that one of us is going to have to sell our body for vivisertion, and as I'm the only non-human I think its going to be me. If you have any humanity at all and want to spare a suffering, dumb mimal, then send your illgotten 50ps to me fast......
Yours aggrieved, the Sickert Court Starving Dog.
Send money to: 214, Sickert Court, Essex Rd., London N1 2SY .4.38
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